Ban The Fucking Nazis

nazis are worse than nipples

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Humans

cipheramnesia:

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cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

Oh sure you’re fine with a hole through your entire body if it goes top to bottom but I put one hole through front to back and there’s no SO MUCH SCREAMING. 

You have so many holes already, what is the big deal with one more?

Apparently some humans like extra holes and want lots of them, but others really don’t.

Also they are all VERY PICKY about where you put the extra holes. You have never seen so much complaining!

Places you can put extra holes in humans:

1. Soft flappy bits

2. Soft sticky-out bits

DO NOT put holes through crunchy bits, they do not like it.

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Filed under ref kink to serve man clearly you've had the wrong partners

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swordlesbianvraska:

transgooglesearches:

Why is social dysphoria not talked about a lot?

Because people would rather present trans people as suffering due to an inherent aspect of our existence rather than address the transphobia in our society. Similar reason to why gender dysphoria is presented as a universal trans experience and gender euphoria is never remotely addressed

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training-your-property:

submissive-seeking:

A reader friendly piece on the current state of the law and BDSM.

It boils down to this:

Yes, prosecutions are exceedingly rare, but. .. You cannot consent to a crime. Assault is a crime. The state needs to be able to prosecute Domestic Violence without the help or formal complaint of the victim. Therefore, any marks/bruises are evidence of assault/Domestic Violence and the inflictor can be arrested and charged without a complaint.

Consent is NOT a legal defense.

I’ll share the legal advice we were given:

Never create unnecessary evidence!

Examples: don’t write a description of an erotic caning and take pictures of your lovely marks (without physical evidence it’s far easier to claim your Tumblr posts are mere 50 Shades fantasies). If law enforcement shows up, never willingly expose any marks, bruises etc. You simply refuse to consent to reveal your body parts. Do not ever answer or offer up “Yes officer, but I wanted him/her to …” Remember, your consent is legally irrelevant to charges.

I know some of you think a video or audio of prior consent “protects” the Top/Dominant, but it probably only serves to create evidence of the forethought and intent to “commit assault.”

We often discuss the need to vet and trust a D-type prior to engaging IRL BDSM activities. But we rarely discuss the risks for the D-type beyond the emotional ones. There are very real legal risks.

Safe, Sane and Consensual applies to more than just immediate physical safety folks.

Until the law catches up for us, we need to understand and prepare for the risks, no matter how rare or small.

The legal advice we recieved had a final point. Once law enforcement is involved, don’t lose sight of the ball – it’s an acquittal. Many panic in trying to avoid arrest and try to “talk” law enforcement out of an arrest. That’s not smart. Better to do and say nothing other than I want a lawyer and I refuse to consent to any search. An arrest isn’t the end of the world, but a conviction could be.

Be smart. Be proactive. Protect yourself. Learn the laws of your state. The NCSF has some legal resources if the worst happens here:

Pass this around - it’s important.

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Filed under kink us law important

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daisydandy:
“ Trainer Chidi wants to battle! …Maybe? Actually, hold on, he isn’t totally sure yet. Trainer Chidi is debating the ethical implications of Pokemon battles with himself. It’s… taking a while. Maybe you should just go.
Trainer Chidi… has...

daisydandy:

Trainer Chidi wants to battle! …Maybe? Actually, hold on, he isn’t totally sure yet. Trainer Chidi is debating the ethical implications of Pokemon battles with himself. It’s… taking a while. Maybe you should just go. 

Trainer Chidi… has a stomach ache

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smouldered:

if you message me and I don’t respond I’m not mad at you I’m just too depressed

Depressed, low social spoons, low energy in general, I meant to and got ADHD sniped at the wrong moment, I meant to and composed a reply but didn’t send for some reason and thought I did, I haven’t responded in Too Long and now you’ll be mad at me or think I’m weird… the list goes on.

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Filed under WWP: Ayin

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cobrilee:

basic-banshee:

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justluckyiguess:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

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bazfloralsuit:

basic-banshee:

sweet-chesus:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

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And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

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Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

As all fake dating AUs are required to end, obviously.

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ethuil:

sodiumforsaltytimes:

venuskissed:

venuskissed:

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

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